Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Look what you did, you little jerk!
I made my family disappear.
Buzz, your girlfriend…woof!
This is my house, I have to defend it.
I’m not afraid anymore!
I’m up here, you horse’s ass.
I never made it to the tree.
I don’t want to be a real boy!
I’m the man of the house!
Bless this highly nutritious microwave dinner.
I’m eating junk and watching rubbish!
You can mess with a lot of things, but you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.
Do you have any friends your own age?
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
Kevin, you’re such a disease.
This is my hideout.
I’m down here, you morons!
This is extremely important, will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?
All kids, no parents, paradise.
This is my house. I have to defend it.
You can be too old for a lot of things, but never too old for Christmas!
I’m the king of the world!
I’m eating junk food, and I’m watching rubbish.
You’re what the French call les incompetents.
You guys give up or are you thirsty for more?
I’m not afraid anymore!
I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike!
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If I had a heart, it would be breaking right now.
You’re not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
I did what I had to do.
Sticky bandits are here!
I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas.
I don’t want a shovel. I want a book on how to get my family back.
Buzz, your girlfriend…woof!
When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.
I can’t believe you’re not in a zoo.
Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner.
Woof! Woof! Woof! That’s my dog.
Kevin, you’re such a disease.
People are afraid of burglars. That’s why we have locks on our doors and windows, Bazoo.
I’m watching The Little Mermaid!
This is my house. I have to defend it.
I made my family disappear.
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